Contrary to popular opinion, vegans are, in fact, able to take a joke.
We are exposed to so many meat-eater-style jokes, that it’s no wonder that our sense of humor has become more evolved.
If you’re used to the ancient ‘How can you tell if someone’s a vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you’ ‘joke’, keep reading.
1. Classic lightbulb change
How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
2. Vegan creamer
Q: What do you call a vegan guy who likes to pleasure himself?
A: A non-dairy creamer.
3. A lot cooler
4. Criminal chickpeas
What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?
5. Actual footage from cca. 1885
6. Meat-eater antics
Vegan: Try this apple
Meat eater: Taste good
Vegan: It’s vegan
Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny
7. Disappointed broccoli
An argument between two vegans is not called a beef.
Just two people with bad ‘tempehs’.
9. Ah, vegan humor
10. Travel idea
If you’re ever sad you don’t have the money to travel, go vegan.
You’ll get stranded on 1038372828 different desert islands.