It’s said people joke about things they don’t understand – and this is often the case when it comes to omnivores making vegan jokes.
Some vegan jokes are funny, some less so.
The 10 vegan jokes on this list will make you cringe.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad, dressing.
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids don’t eat broccoli.
A vegan has a carrot sticking out of one ear, a stick of celery out of the other, and a mushroom up his nose. He goes to the doctor and asks him what’s wrong. The doctor says: “Well, for one thing, you’re not eating right.”
How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
Sometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat.
Then I remember they feed off attention.
Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
No idea. But where do you get your protein?
If you’re a vegan who does Crossfit…which do you tell people about first?
If you love animals, why do you eat their food?